Well its that time again for some more short stories! Also, /7shadows took my booze away until I wrote a good one, that crazy panda. In this story, I'll quote a Movie and a comedy sketch group. Can you figure it out?, Shouldn't be too hard, ha ha!
Once there was a lone Shadow...
Who had traveled through bat country and avocado county. At this point, he had become very hungry. Then he spotted a pear.
As he reached for the pear, out of nowhere a barber showed up singing
"That is my pear! Oh back away, oh back away..."
Then back up singers showed up out of nowhere singing,
The famous pear from Pittsburgh. I am honored (and so is my pear) to be included in such a wonderful burst of funny. What a great way to show off the work of others! You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Unless you're female, in which case, um...you're a queen among scoundrels (made that up).