Surf Knight by Tom990
Tom990

Surf Knight

by Tom990 in 2013 Paintings

Dear Olympic Comitee,

I watched your last show at London on my telivision and thought it was quite good. However I have some ideas that I think may help you get more people interested in your programme, after all, nobody likes sports these days do they? They're all inside eatin nachos and playing mario warriors. That's why all the kids are so fat!

People say that kids these days play too many voilent video games and it isn't good for thier intellectual and moral development and they shpuld be outside in the fresh air (unless you live in London or somewhere big, where there isn't any!) playing sports and engaging in physcal activities and stuff like that. I dont mean to boast but I'm very clever and got several Bs at school in subjects that are not dance, drama or cooking. Therefore you should listen to my idea which is this:

More fat children will go outside and play sports and like your olympic advertising shows if you make them more like video games. That is to say- more violent.
Here is one such suggestion i have drawn for you on my computer it is called "Surf Jousting". It could also be named Joust surfing or Water pole. The object of the sport is for two men riding the sea waves on surf boards to go towards each other very fast with big poles and smack each other right in the melon. The last one to drown wins. it will be more popular with sharks added.

Please let me know if you think this is a good plan and if I can have some money for suggesting it. i have got more suggestion to offer soon
Yours Sincerly

Tom McGrath
Professhunal Artist

P.S This work is copyright 2013 to me. So don't nick it eh!

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