Now I know how kiwis live in NZ
we have to board up the windows cos we keep forgetting we can't fly
Damn .. we need to work on the memory better
yep before we're extinct!
indeed BTW .. you will get message from /Lucifer asking you what Spamalamadingdong means
well I'm not going to tell her!
.. poor girl said I will ask Heather because she need you to help her against me
now i will feel bad, I will just have to help her
That's what she has in mind .. attack me
I will sit back and enjoy the show!
No .. she wants your help .. you can't sit back
ok then i won't
dont be nice now, you know we're gonna get you!
Naivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ok we're not
Better
would I tell you if we were???
nope you would lie to me
mwahahaha but maybe I won't
It's women nature to lie to men
bloody sexist!
don't make me spank you....
I love that ... come on
no!
yes
make me
come kiwi come
nooooooo!
Yeeeeeeeeeees
maaaaybeeee XD
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees
noeswoo
yes yes yes
:slap:punch:kick:runaway
still no smileys for that
I know!! it is very sad
well try to create some
I don't know how:(
you can learn it
no I am stupid
Kiwis should learn more
not this Kiwi, I'm not good at pooter stuff
well learn it
i need to find"Pooters for really big dummies"
buy the books for puter dummies
they need to be the ones for really big dummies
they are good for kiwi dummies
yes because I am really really really dumb
sometimes is better to be dumb .. so you don't have to work so hard
I like being dumb
I need to change my kiwi-smurf into a dumb kiwi smurf
yes you do dopey lazy kiwi smurf
He must look very dumb .. I don't know if I can paint a dumb face
just look in the mirror
I always do but it wont work
oh well, never mind
so no dumb kiwi smurf face
ouch ouch
:pointandlaugh
in turbo speed
owwwwwwwwwwww that hurt
well it should hurt .. to wake you up from your beauty sleep
haha no amount of sleep can make me beautiful
Well maybe you should visit a beauty farm instead
nope, that wouldn't be enough either
ok .. get a facelift instead
maybe a brain transplant would work better
well I'm not sure about it
hmmm, I give up, maybe I should just stay as I am
Well that would be better .. how a bout a new username ... Dumpfbacke would be a good name
dumpfbacke?????? you're weird
I guess you couldn't find a translation
i did now:slap:kick:punch:spit
you are arschloch
.. I see you learn German words now
yes and I have some others too
You know other german words now
Ich habe gepupst
olles Ferkel
this little piggie went pup pup pup all the way home
damn ... next time don't forget a diaper
too late
I will shit on your page too till the yellow is brown
thats disgusting!
well it will be the kiwi color
ok fair enough
I know it is
good
guess what!!!!!!
tell me
you just made the 100th comment in this thread yap yap yap bla bla bla
Now is # 102
103
104
omg105!
106 and counting
107 ahhhhhh!
108
109 woot!
110
111 .. winner
nope! that's cheating! :slap
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we have to board up the windows cos we keep forgetting we can't fly
Sep 4th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Damn .. we need to work on the memory better
Sep 5th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
yep before we're extinct!
Sep 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
indeed
Sep 5th Reply SubscriberBTW .. you will get message from /Lucifer asking you what Spamalamadingdong means
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well I'm not going to tell her!
Sep 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
.. poor girl said I will ask Heather because she need you to help her against me 
Sep 5th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
now i will feel bad, I will just have to help her
Sep 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
That's what she has in mind .. attack me
Sep 5th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
I will sit back and enjoy the show!
Sep 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
No .. she wants your help .. you can't sit back
Sep 5th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
ok then i won't
Sep 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
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Sep 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Sep 5th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
dont be nice now, you know we're gonna get you!
Sep 6th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Naivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sep 6th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
ok we're not
Sep 6th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Better
Sep 6th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
would I tell you if we were???
Sep 6th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
nope you would lie to me
Sep 6th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
mwahahaha but maybe I won't
Sep 6th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
It's women nature to lie to men
Sep 8th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
bloody sexist!
Sep 8th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Sep 8th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
don't make me spank you....
Sep 8th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
I love that ... come on
Sep 9th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
no!
Sep 9th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
yes
Sep 10th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
make me
Sep 10th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
come kiwi come
Sep 12th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
nooooooo!
Sep 12th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Yeeeeeeeeeees
Sep 13th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
maaaaybeeee XD
Sep 13th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees
Sep 14th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
noeswoo
Sep 14th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
yes yes yes
Sep 14th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
:slap:punch:kick:runaway
Sep 14th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
still no smileys for that
Sep 14th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
I know!!
it is very sad
Sep 15th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
well try to create some
Sep 15th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
I don't know how:(
Sep 15th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
you can learn it
Sep 15th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
no I am stupid
Sep 16th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Kiwis should learn more
Sep 16th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
not this Kiwi, I'm not good at pooter stuff
Sep 17th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
well learn it
Sep 17th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
i need to find"Pooters for really big dummies"
Sep 17th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
buy the books for puter dummies
Sep 18th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
they need to be the ones for really big dummies
Sep 18th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
they are good for kiwi dummies
Sep 18th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
yes because I am really really really dumb
Sep 18th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
sometimes is better to be dumb .. so you don't have to work so hard
Sep 18th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
I like being dumb
Sep 18th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
I need to change my kiwi-smurf into a dumb kiwi smurf
Sep 19th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
yes you do dopey lazy kiwi smurf
Sep 19th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
He must look very dumb .. I don't know if I can paint a dumb face
Sep 19th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
just look in the mirror
Sep 19th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
I always do but it wont work
Sep 19th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
oh well, never mind
Sep 19th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
so no dumb kiwi smurf face
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Sep 19th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
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Sep 21st Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
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Sep 21st Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
ouch ouch
Sep 21st Reply Subscriberessencestudios
:pointandlaugh
Sep 22nd Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
in turbo speed 
Sep 23rd Reply Subscriberessencestudios
owwwwwwwwwwww that hurt
Sep 24th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
well it should hurt .. to wake you up from your beauty sleep
Sep 24th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
haha no amount of sleep can make me beautiful
Sep 24th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Well maybe you should visit a beauty farm instead
Sep 25th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
nope, that wouldn't be enough either
Sep 25th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
ok .. get a facelift instead
Sep 25th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
maybe a brain transplant would work better
Sep 25th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
well I'm not sure about it
Sep 25th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
hmmm, I give up, maybe I should just stay as I am
Sep 25th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Well that would be better .. how a bout a new username ... Dumpfbacke would be a good name
Sep 25th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
dumpfbacke?????? you're weird
Sep 25th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
I guess you couldn't find a translation
Sep 26th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
i did now:slap:kick:punch:spit
Sep 26th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Sep 26th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
you are arschloch
Sep 26th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
.. I see you learn German words now 
Sep 26th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
yes and I have some others too
Sep 26th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
You know other german words now
Sep 27th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
Ich habe gepupst
Sep 27th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
olles Ferkel
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this little piggie went pup pup pup all the way home
Sep 28th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
damn ... next time don't forget a diaper
Sep 28th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
too late
Oct 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
I will shit on your page too till the yellow is brown
Oct 5th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
thats disgusting!
Oct 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
well it will be the kiwi color
Oct 5th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
ok fair enough
Oct 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
I know it is
Oct 5th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
good
Oct 5th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Oct 6th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
guess what!!!!!!
Oct 6th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
tell me
Oct 7th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
you just made the 100th comment in this thread
yap yap yap bla bla bla 
Oct 7th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
Now is # 102
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103
Oct 8th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
104
Oct 8th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
omg105!
Oct 8th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
106 and counting
Oct 8th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
107 ahhhhhh!
Oct 8th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
108
Oct 8th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
109 woot!
Oct 8th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
110
Oct 8th Reply SubscriberJurgenDoe
111 .. winner
Oct 8th Reply Subscriberessencestudios
nope! that's cheating! :slap
Oct 8th Reply crazy cat lady mod /oldschoolJurgenDoe
ouch ouch
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