There was this garden and a tree, you know the good and evil kind. And this dude said, to this girl, look see this tree... I could have placed up an inaccessible mountain, well.... here it is, right in your back yard. And you know what? you can do anything you want, eat anything you like, but don't eat anything of this tree, this tree full of this really nice juicy and oh so tastey fruit. Fruit hanging so within reach, oh and by the way I'm just nipping off for a few mins be back soon, by the way have you met my talking snake, he's a real charmer bfn.
Eve was set up then framed, poor kid what a guilt trip, as if.